VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
- His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
- The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
- The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
- The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
- The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
- His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
- His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
- The Mexican cousin's American half brother: Grin Gogh
- The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh
- The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
- The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
- The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
- His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
- The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
- An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh
- The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
- A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
- His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
- And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
- Author Unknown
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