SOME QUOTES AND SAYINGS

  • My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?

  • My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.

  • My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

  • Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!!

  • My hobby is genealogy. I raise dust bunnies as pets.

  • How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?

  • I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.

  • I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

  • I'm searching for myself; have you seen me?

  • If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

  • Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

  • A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.

  • A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

  • After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

  • Am I the only person up my tree....sure seems like it.

  • Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.

  • Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

  • FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

  • Gene-allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.

  • Genealogists are time unravelers.

  • Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide...I seek!

  • Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

  • "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.

  • A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

  • I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.

  • I should have asked them BEFORE they died!

  • I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days!

  • I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.

  • Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.

  • Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.

  • Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

  • It's an unusual family that had neither a lady of the evening nor a thief.

  • Many a family tree needs pruning.

  • Shh! Be very, very quiet...I'm hunting forebears.

  • Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.

  • That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

  • I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.

  • Genealogists live in the past lane.

  • Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!

  • Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.

  • Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool.

  • Always willing to share my ignorance....

  • Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy.

  • Genealogy....Chasing your own tale!!

  • Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

  • That's the problem with the gene pool: NO lifeguards.

  • I researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist!

  • SO MANY ANCESTORS.....SO LITTLE TIME!!!

- Author Unknown






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